Penny stocks are back.
This time it's literal.
Not financial advice.
$PENNY is a memecoin paired with tokenized $GME on Robinhood Chain. The most shorted stock in history on one side, one cent of pure conviction on the other. Every trade stacks the Vault. The papers warned you about penny stocks. So we made one you can actually hold.
The Lore
SEC. 01 · RECEIPTS ATTACHED"The SEC needs to take action over penny stock listings"
The number of low-price, highly speculative stocks on exchanges has exploded, harming investors.
Opinion · Markets Insight"Penny Stocks Are Booming, Which Is Good News for Swindlers"
Retail investors see the tiny companies as the next big opportunity after meme stocks and cryptocurrency.
Markets"The short squeeze heard around the world"
$GME was shorted over 100% of its float. Retail bought, held, and refused to sell. The shorts had to cover, and a video game stock went vertical. Then the buy button disappeared. Nobody forgot.
The saga · Jan 2021"Eat the Rich: The GameStop Saga"
They made a whole documentary about it: the subreddit, the diamond hands, the hedge fund that lost billions, the hearings. "I like the stock" entered history. We like the coin.
Docuseries · required viewingBut $GME is only the first name on the list. $PENNY is built to become THE penny stock: one coin indexing the meme stocks. The low caps. The left-for-dead tickers. The most shorted companies on the tape, squeeze candidates every one. The same stocks the papers called dangerous, pooled behind one cent.
Every new pool gets added the only way that would be legitimate: the community votes the next ticker in. One penny, many battlegrounds. The suits pick their shorts. We pick our fights.One cent. In holders we trust.
What is a short squeeze? Glad you asked.
Funds borrow shares of a company they think is dying and sell them, betting on the fall.
Holders buy and refuse to sell. Price rises instead of falling. Diamond hands engage.
Every tick up deepens their losses. Eventually they must buy back the shares they borrowed, at any price.
Forced buying meets no sellers. The chart goes vertical. That's the squeeze. That's the whole religion.
Every pool in the Index targets a high-short-interest ticker for exactly this reason. Apes together strong.
The Index
SEC. 02 · ONE PENNY, MANY BATTLEGROUNDS$PENNY is the index of the meme stocks: every pool pairs the penny against a tokenized, high-short-interest ticker. $GME opens the index. The community votes each new stock in, pool by pool. High short interest gets you on the ballot, and the cadence is simple: one campaign at a time. Each successful campaign unlocks the next nomination. The holders decide who we squeeze next.
PENNY / GME
The genesis pool. The king of meme stocks, live on Robinhood Chain. The Vault stacks it on every trade.
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PENNY / ???
The second battleground. Nominations open to any tokenized ticker with short interest worth fighting. The community votes it in.
◌ VOTE PENDING
PENNY / ???
One campaign at a time. Each time a pool succeeds, the next nomination opens. Every heavily shorted meme stock is a candidate. One penny, the whole index, eventually.
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The Numbers
SEC. 03 · LIVE · AUDITED BY VIBESHow to Buy
SEC. 04 · SO EASY A SUIT COULD DO ITBridge funds
Bridge over to Robinhood Chain. We recommend Relay, but any bridge in the official docs works.
Swap for $PENNY
Open the DEX, paste the contract address, swap. Congratulations, you now hold an actual penny.
They watched the documentary. We lived the comments section.
EAT THE RICH.
TIP THE PENNY.
The old slogan was a protest against corporate power and rigged markets. Ours comes with a ticker. Every pool in the Index points the penny at the most shorted corporations on the tape and lets the holders do the eating.
Meme Gallery
SEC. 05 · SPREAD THE PENNY
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